i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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