yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
