quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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