I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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