Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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