just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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