Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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