bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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