i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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