He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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