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if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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