Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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