Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I cockslap morals
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
wow bdsm is so cute
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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