Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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