Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We are two peas in an std pod
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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