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OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
God, I missed his penis.
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