She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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