Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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