Me. At least after what I've been through.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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