North Korea, Best Korea!
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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