sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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