Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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