marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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