so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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