there was a trapeze. enough said
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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