marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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go home
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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