how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'd cum for enchiladas.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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