And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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