There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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