I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Drunk is not a location!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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