Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I forget how to act sober
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