But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
now i know why i became what i already was.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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