She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
So. Much. Porn.
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