just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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