i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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