Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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