I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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