I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
