Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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