You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
