Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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