This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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