the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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