Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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