I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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