I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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