i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Every concussion has its silver lining
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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