O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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