wat bout pragnant strippers??
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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