So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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