so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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