I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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