vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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