Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
