We need to rekindle our bromance
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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