she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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